“The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.”
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Milton Jones
Milton Jones is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on May 16, 1964, he has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1990s. Jones is celebrated for his outstanding performances in television shows, stage plays, and comedy specials. more
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