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“Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.”

Quote by Robert Orben

Book:2500 jokes to start 'em laughing

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2500 jokes to start 'em laughing

This book offers a diverse collection of 2500 jokes, including one-liners, puns, and humorous stories, aiming to provide a source of laughter and amusement for readers looking to lighten their mood or share a good laugh with friends and family. more

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Robert Orben was an American writer known for his humorous and satirical writing style. Born on March 4, 1927, he was a prolific comedy writer, creating a vast array of works for television, radio, and the stage. more

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