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“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What kind of creature wants to live in an 'investment opportunity'? Only man. The fox has his den. The bee has his hive. The stoat, has, uh... his stoat-hole... but only man chooses to make his nest in an investment opportunity. Mmm, snuggled down in the lovely credit! All warm, in the mortgage payment, mmmmm...”

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Stewart Lee
Stewart Lee

Stewart Lee is a British comedian, writer, and director known for his distinctive humor style and sharp讽刺. His work often addresses social and political issues, renowned for its wit and incisiveness. more

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