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“Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future, rather than a media controlled slave state where an iPhone is worth substantially more than a human life. Happy new year.”

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Yahtzee Croshaw

Yahtzee Croshaw, born on May 24, 1983, is a renowned journalist. He is known for his work in the gaming media sector, where he has made a name for himself with his unique sense of humor and insightful analysis of the gaming industry. more

“What's this about?" "Finally. Interest," was the only response. "If this is one of your tricks..." Like the time Torin had ordered hundreds of blow-up dolls and placed them throughout the fortress, all because Paris had foolishly complained about the lack of female companionship in town. The plastic "ladies" had stared our from every corner, their wide eyes and let-me-suck-you mouths taunting everyone who passed them. Things like that happened when Torin was bored.”

Ifs Eye Interest Happened Mouths Female Let Me Towns Response Blow Corners Wide Tricks Bored Paris Plastic Companionship Dolls Fortresses Taunting Wide Eyes

Book:The Darkest Night

Source: The Darkest Night

“I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?" A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway." "While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.”

Should Said Eye Care Remember Stupid Please Disease Should Have His Eyes Muscles Not Stupid Barbell

Book:The Darkest Night

Source: The Darkest Night

“I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.”

Ifs Said Might Sound Clubs Excited Collapse Cemetery Resigned

Book:The Darkest Night

Source: The Darkest Night

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