“If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.”
Quote by Richard Jeni
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Richard Jeni
Richard Jeni was a renowned American comedian, born on April 14, 1957, and passed away on March 10, 2007. Known for his unique humor style and satirical approach, Jeni was deeply loved by audiences. His comedic talent and wit have left a lasting impression on the comedy world. more
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