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“One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.”

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Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary, best known for his work on the TBS comedy show 'Daniel Tosh Show'. more

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