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Quote by Steven Wright

“I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.”

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Steven Wright

Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

“Another thing much too commonly seen, is an aberration of the human mind which otherwise I should have been ashamed to warn you of. It is technically called carpet-gardening. Need I explain it further? I had rather not, for when I think of it, even when I am quite alone, I blush with shame at the thought.”

Thinking Needs Should Mind Humans Has Beens Flower Should Have Shame Ashamed Human Mind Gardening Carpet Should Have Been Aberration

Book:The Collected Works of William Morris: With Introductions by His Daughter May Morris

Source: The Collected Works of William Morris: With Introductions by His Daughter May Morris

“I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.”

House Drink Lips Bars Touched Alcoholics Alcoholic Drinks

Author:James Larkin

“The nations were awakened from the sleep of death, as the words of eternal life flowed from the Apostles' lips, - the temples of superstition were shut or destroyed, and churches were planted in every part of the civilized world.”

World Nations Church Sleep Eternal Lips Destroyed Temples Civilized Superstitions Eternal Life Apostles Awakened

Author:John Strachan

“The admirals of his majesty's fleet are classed into three squadrons, viz. the red, the white, and the blue.”

Three White Red Blue Majesty Red Lips Admiral