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“GOTO, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.”

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Raymond Simard is a former member of the Canadian House of Commons, born on March 8, 1958. He has been active in Canadian politics for many years and has held several important positions. more

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