“Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.” Quote by Bo Burnham
“Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.” HumorFunnyEasyFingersToesFingers And Toes Author:Bo Burnham
“There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?” LongEndsHumorFunnyTrainMilesDriversMetalsLightningBoltsConductorLightning Bolts Author:Bo Burnham
“Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.” WellsHomeHumorKidsFunnyShirtsTiesCall MeBack HomeFagotsTie Dye Author:Bo Burnham
“And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.” IfsMenHumorFunnyGayTenPercentTwentiesChosenChineseKneesOddsFree Time Author:Bo Burnham
“I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.” HumorFunnyJesus Author:Bo Burnham
“People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'” PeopleHumorFunnyArtistAsksAsk Me Author:Bo Burnham
“All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.” HumorFunnyBallsCatholicDirtyDamn Author:Bo Burnham
“I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.” HumorFunnyFacesJesusGracePleaseGayAim Author:Bo Burnham
“I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.” HumorFunnyComicGirlfriendPregnantUnclesCouchesMy Girlfriend Author:Bo Burnham