“I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it.”
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Chic Murray
Chic Murray, born John Murray, was an American comedian known for his unique humor style and slapstick performances. He gained fame for his roles in various television shows and films. Murray's comedy career began in the 1940s, and he quickly rose to prominence in the New York comedy scene with his humorous and witty performances. more
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