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“Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face it - and I go in there, and my wife's like, 'Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!' And I know what happens every single time: I become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys.”

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Al Madrigal
Al Madrigal

Al Madrigal, born on July 4, 1971, is an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit. He has gained recognition in the comedy industry through his appearances in various television shows and comedy specials. more

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