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“Never work with children, puppies or bulimics.”

Quote by Augusten Burroughs

Book:Dry

Work

This book delves into the consequences of prolonged drought on various aspects of life, including social dynamics, environmental concerns, and individual struggles. more

Author

Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs is an American writer born on October 23, 1965. Known for his memoirs, his works, such as 'Dry' and 'Running with Scissors,' have gained widespread popularity and critical acclaim. more

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