“I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.”
Quote by Artie Lange
Author
Artie Lange
Artie Lange is an American actor known for his performances in comedy and television shows. Born on October 11, 1967, he began his career in the 1980s and gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. more
You May Also Like
“I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.”
“The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.”
“If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.”
“Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.”
“If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?”