“Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.”
Quote by Cathy Guisewite
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“So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.”
“[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.”
“Men should come with instruction booklets.”
Source: Confessions to My Mother
“Wake me up when I'm a size 5.”
Source: I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore: A Cathy Collection
