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“I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.”

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Cathy Guisewite
Cathy Guisewite

Cathy Guisewite, born on September 5, 1950, is a renowned cartoonist. She is best known for her comic strip 'Dilbert,' which began its run in newspapers in 1989 and quickly became one of the most popular comics worldwide. Guisewite is celebrated for her unique sense of humor and insightful portrayal of the workplace culture. more

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