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“A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.”

Quote by Sam Ewing

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Sam Ewing, born on April 9, 1949, is a renowned baseball player. Known for his exceptional skills and leadership on the field, he has played for several professional baseball teams throughout his career. more

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