“If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.” Quote by Sacha Guitry
“If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?” IfsDoneHairLibrary Author:Lily Tomlin
“If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.” IfsEnoughCongressGood EnoughBribery Author:Eddie Griffin
“If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.” IfsDiesHunger Author:Spike Milligan
“If I'm androgynous, I'd say I lean toward macho-androgynous.” IfsMachoAndrogynous Author:John Travolta
“I find it bitterly ironic that the bulk of the money a medical-malpractice jury awarded to Terri [Schaivo] for use in making her better instead went into Mr. Felos's pocket to make her dead.” UseMedicalPocketsIronicJuryMalpractice Author:Wesley J. Smith
“If I want to read S.J. Perelman's Chicken Inspector No. 23 for the third time instead of some anguished, politically correct saga of a girl growing up in a trailer park in Kingman, Arizona, with an alcoholic mother who makes her straighten her naturally curly hair and won't let her date a Navajo boy or pursue her goal of becoming (naturally) a writer, I will. And I will laugh like a lunatic while doing it.” IfsWantMotherGirlGoalBoysLaughingGrowing UpGrowingHairBecomingThirdsPursueParksChickensAlcoholicsLunaticArizonaTrailersPolitically CorrectSagaInspectorsThird TimeTrailer ParkCurly HairGirls Growing Up Author:Mel White
“If I was just normally intelligent, I could probably get away with it - but I'm fiercely intelligent and that's threatening.” IfsIntelligentGet AwayThreatening Author:Sharon Stone
“If men must die, why not in honorable pursuit of knowledge? Far be it that our ideas of manhood should be dwarfed to the size of a golden dollar.” IfsMenShouldIdeasDiesDollarsSizePursuitGoldenWhy NotHonorableManhoodPursuit Of Knowledge Author:George W. Melville
“If partisanship makes us abandon intellectual honesty, if we oppose what our opponents say or do simply because they are the ones saying or doing it, we become mere political short-sellers, hoping for bad news because it's good for our ideological investment.” IfsPoliticalHonestyNewsIntellectualMereInvestmentOpponentsAbandonIdeologicalBad NewsSellersPartisanshipIntellectual Honesty Author:Kurt Andersen