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“Look at what you could have won!” LooksGamesWinningTelevisionComedianPrizeDartsBullseye Author:Jim Bowen
“Ecstasy is a drug so powerful, it makes white people think they can dance.” PeopleThinkingWhitePowerfulDrugEcstasy Author:Lenny Henry
“If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.” IfsTryingGuyNextHard WorkAdvantageHarderWork Harder Author:Jay Leno
“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.” InspirationalProblemHandsFunnyLibertyCrimeNew YorkSeriousHumorousStatuesNew DayHands UpStatue Of Liberty Author:Jay Leno
“The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.” JobsWorstLosingCoveredWorst ThingsObamacareNbc Author:Jay Leno
“It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.” MeanHouseWhiteRecordsPhonesWhite HouseFridayCasualPhone CallsCasual Friday Author:Jay Leno