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“I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.”

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Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

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