“When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.” Quote by Carlos Mencia
“When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!” DaughterConservativeMy DaughterOur DaughterYour Daughter Author:Carlos Mencia
“Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.” GuyBlackRaceCarDrivingTidesAuntNascarBlack Guys Author:Carlos Mencia
“America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.” PeopleCountryAmericaPoorFatsPoor PeopleGreat Country Author:Carlos Mencia
“What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.” StupidJokesComedianSophisticated Author:Carlos Mencia
“Success is not about how much money we have in the bank, but it's about how many peoples' lives we have impacted through it. Success is experienced when we do things which are never done before.” Done Author:Naveen Jain
“I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.” KnowsAmericaWaterShapesSwimCubaMiamiCuban Author:Carlos Mencia
“When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.” PeopleBlackWhiteBlack PeopleChipsPotatoesPotato Chips Author:Carlos Mencia
“Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.” YearsEndsGirlTeacherPregnantEssaysMexican Author:Carlos Mencia