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Quote by George Lopez

“When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!”

Quote by George Lopez

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George Lopez is a renowned American comedian, born on April 23, 1961, in Los Angeles, California. He is known for his unique comedic style and humorous insights into life, often focusing on family themes in his work. Lopez's comedy has won the hearts of audiences worldwide. more

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