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Quote by Steven Wright

“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".”

Quote by Steven Wright

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Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

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