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“I was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll light this Marlboro and you'll all die - in thirty years due to inhalation of secondhand smoke."”

Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Book:Peace Kills

Work

This book delves into the complexities of peacekeeping missions and the moral dilemmas faced by those involved in conflict resolution. more

Author

P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more

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