“The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.”
Quote by Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler is an accomplished American comedian known for her sharp wit and humor. Born on August 18, 1952, she gained prominence in the 1980s through television and comedy club performances. Boosler's unique style and insightful observations have won her a dedicated following, with her work spanning social, political, and personal themes. more
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