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“I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.”

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Rodney Dangerfield, born on November 22, 1921, was an iconic American comedian. His career began in the 1950s, and he gained widespread popularity with his unique sense of humor and witty one-liners. Known for his exaggerated physical comedy and sharp wit, Dangerfield's routines often revolved around the awkward and humorous aspects of everyday life and work. His famous catchphrase, 'I don't have a problem, I just don't like certain people,' became a part of popular culture. more

“A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Mind Littles Enough Facts Home Might Running Young Used Girl Father Boys Support Wife Plans Honesty Daughter Arrested Malls Depraved Little Minds Young Daughter

Author:Bill Cosby

“All fathers are invisible in daytime; daytime is ruled by mothers and fathers come out at night. Darkness brings home fathers, with their real, unspeakable power. There is more to fathers than meets the eye.”

Real Home Eye Mother Night Father Darkness Daughter Invisible Father Son Mother And Father Unspeakable Daytime Daughter To Father Father Daughter Love Real Father More Than Meets The Eye

Author:Margaret Atwood

“The man who sows wrong thoughts and deeds and prays that God will bless him is in the position of a farmer who, having sown tares, asks God to bring forth for him a harvest of wheat.”

Men Asks Literature Position Praying Deeds Gods Will Bless Farmers Harvest Wheat

Book:Above Life's Turmoil

Source: Above Life's Turmoil

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