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“If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.”

Quote by Sholom Aleichem

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Sholom Aleichem
Sholom Aleichem

Sholom Aleichem, born Solomon Rabinovich, was a prominent Jewish author in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Known for his humor and satire, his works have been highly appreciated by readers. Aleichem is renowned for his profound insights into Jewish life and his delicate portrayal of human nature. more

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