“Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?”
Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
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The Funny Thing Is...
This book delves into the realm of humor, offering readers a compilation of amusing stories and insightful observations that highlight the humorous aspects of everyday experiences. more
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