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“My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"”

Quote by Garry Shandling

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Garry Shandling

Garry Shandling was an American comedian, writer, and director, known for his unique humor style and innovative comedy formats. He was born on November 29, 1949, and passed away on March 24, 2016. Shandling gained widespread popularity for his role in the television series 'The Larry Sanders Show', which was not only a comedy but also a social commentary. His work was praised for its profound humor and insightful commentary on social issues. more

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