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“Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.”

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Danny DeVito

English biography, 120-180 words more

“Why do we so mindlessly abuse our planet, our only home? The answer to that lies in each of us. Therefore, we will strive to bring about understanding that we are--each one of us--responsible for more than just ourselves, our family, our football team, our country, or our own kind; that there is more to life than just these things. That each one of us must also bring the natural world back into its proper place in our lives, and realize that doing so is not some lofty ideal but a vital part of our personal survival.”

“Workable solutions for Earth are urgently needed. Saving seals and tigers, or fighting yet another oil pipeline through a wilderness area, while laudable, is merely shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.”

Earth Fighting Needed Solutions Areas Oil Saving Chairs Wilderness Tigers Seals Deck Pipeline Shuffling

Book:Babylon's Ark: The Incredible Wartime Rescue of the Baghdad Zoo

Source: Babylon's Ark: The Incredible Wartime Rescue of the Baghdad Zoo

“The more we wait, the more everything and everyone looks like a grain of sand escaping between our fingers before vanishing into the wind.”

Looks Waiting Wind Fingers Sand Grain Escaping Vanishing Grains Of Sand

Author:Fábio Moon

“The first issue of Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie's The Wicked + The Divine is a wonderful door to a seductive new world. Let's all go in!”

World Firsts Issues Wonderful Doors Divine Wicked New World Seductive Jamie

Author:Fábio Moon

“It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few things that made life just a fraction better, and to focus on those. Bird warbles. Peach fuzz. Puppies barking as if they're full grown dogs. Nothing great, certainly nothing to justify the rest of it, but enough to keep you going.”

Ifs World Made Enough Secret Focus Dog Bird Justify Puppy Fractions Peaches

Author:Shalom Auslander

“Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers. Rapists. Thieves. Nothing good ever happens in a van. Police should be allowed to arrest van drivers without cause. The van is the cause, asshole.”

Should Happens Causes Police Drivers Vehicle Killers Thieves Murderer Vans Serials Serial Killer

Book:Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel

Source: Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel

“Expecting hell, we're ill prepared for heaven.”

Heaven Hell Prepared Ill Expecting

Book:Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel

Source: Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel

“Anger and depression are not diseases or dysfunctions or anomalies; they are perfectly rational responses to the myriad avoidable disappointments that begin in a thoroughly irrational hope.”

Disease Response Disappointment Rational Irrational Dysfunction Anomalies

Book:Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel

Source: Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel

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