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Quote by Rick Riordan

“You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?”

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Rick Riordan, born on June 5, 1964, is an American author known for his works that blend mythology and fantasy elements. His most famous series, 'Percy Jackson & the Olympians,' combines Greek mythology with the experiences of modern teenagers. more

“If I had my way," Dionysus said, "I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames. We'd sweep up the ashes and be done with a lot of trouble. But Chiron seems to feel this would be against my mission at this cursed camp: to keep you little brats safe from harm." "Spontaneous combustion is a form of harm, Mr. D," Chiron put in. "Nonsense," Dionysus said. "Boy wouldn't feel a thing. Nevertheless, I've agreed to restrain myself. I'm thinking of turning you into a dolphin instead, sending you back to your father.”

“But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!" Chiron and Grover glanced nervously at the sky. The clouds didn't seem to be parting around us, as Grover had promised. They were rolling straight over our valley, sealing us in like a coffin lid. Er, Percy ...?" Grover said. "We don't use the c-word to describe the Lord of the Sky.”

Said Use Seems Lord Sky Crazy Clouds Valleys Rolling Parting Coffins Zeus Olympus Grover Grover Underwood

Author:Rick Riordan

“I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up.”

Ifs World Persons Long Said Waiting Brain Fans Long Time Quests Save The World Annabeth Chase Athena Best Person Seaweed Poseidon Messing Up

Author:Rick Riordan

“What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.”

Should Years Children Next Dangerous Posters Impulsive Adhd

Book:The lightning thief

Source: The lightning thief

“Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.”

Said Meat Vegetarian Vegetables Cheese Grover Aluminum Grover Underwood Enchiladas Aluminum Cans

Book:The lightning thief

Source: The lightning thief

“I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.”

Believe Said Insult Comeback Suggesting Insulted Insults You

Author:William F. Buckley, Jr.

“Your head is full of kelp.”

Book:The lightning thief

Source: The lightning thief

“Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.”

Monument

Book:The lightning thief

Source: The lightning thief

“I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera. The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!”

Way Faces Term My Own My Way Revelations Mortality Laughed

Author:Rick Riordan

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