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Quote by Dean Martin

“I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.”

Quote by Dean Martin

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American singer and actor, renowned for his unique sense of humor and singing talent. Dean Martin was a highly influential figure in the American entertainment industry in the mid-20th century, one of the famous 'Rat Pack' entertainers. His music and performance style were deeply loved by the public, and he had a profound impact on popular culture. more

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