Home / Quotes / Quote by Louis C. K.

Quote by Louis C. K.

“If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.”

Quote by Louis C. K.

Author

Louis C. K., born Louis Christopher Kelly, is an American comedian, writer, director, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and insightful social commentary, he is best known for his show 'Louis C. K.' and his role in 'Parks and Recreation'. more

You May Also Like

“Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?”

Audience Jokes Feminist Natural Enemies

Author:Louis C. K.

“There's the anti-intellectual movement in society and I don't blame them entirely for feeling that way because we all know people, I have many colleagues where you try to hang out with them and they make you feel bad for not knowing what they know. If that's how you interact with people, why would anyone want to be that.”

People Ifs Knows Way Want Feels Trying Feelings Knowing Movement Intellectual Blame Hanging Out Not Knowing Colleagues

Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.”

Ifs Thinking Trying Wells Hard Form Creativity Letting Go Good Place Just Let Go Trying Too Hard

Author:Eddie Izzard

“The film is made in the editing room. The shooting of the film is about shopping, almost. It's like going to get all the ingredients together, and you've got to make sure before you leave the store that you got all the ingredients. And then you take those ingredients and you can make a good cake - or not.”

Made Together Film Rooms Stores Shooting Ingredients Cake Shopping Editing

Author:Philip Seymour Hoffman

“If you can charm everyone it means you don't care about anyone in particular.”

Ifs Mean Care Particular Don't Care Charm

Author:Christopher Hitchens

“I have to say, as much I am respectful of people's faith and the idea of it being necessary for them, but when it comes to the Catholic church as an organization I don't have one scintilla of compassion, understanding, anything. I just think they're the most heinous, corrupt, separatingly vile organization that's ever been on the planet.”

People Thinking Ideas Understanding Church Compassion Planets Organization Catholic Respectful Catholic Church

Author:Dylan Moran

“Women don't want to win, they want a winner.”

Want Winning Winner

Author:Patrice O'Neal

“It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on it. Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with all the presidents staring at you? And when the water hits them it looks like they're crying.”

Knows Trying Looks Hard President Water Know How Economy Cry Horrible Staring Do You Know Showers Curtains Staring At You Shower Curtains

Author:Dave Attell

“Our system doesn't work, and it doesn't work, ultimately, not because of Sarah Palin, or the christian right, or Glenn Beck. It doesn't work because the liberal class failed us. The liberal class failed to find the intellectual and moral fortitude to defend liberal values at a time that they were under egregious assault.”

Christian Values Moral Class Intellectual Assault Fortitude Palin Christian Right

Author:Chris Hedges

“If the majority is moral then why do they need to be ruled by a group of people who are power hungry and gun hungry and probably not quite so good? And evil people want two things: they want something for nothing, and to escape the consequences of their actions, which is pretty much the definition of what government is.”

People Ifs Want Needs Two Government Action Evil Moral Groups Gun Consequence Majority Definitions Hungry Two Things Good And Evil Want Something Evil People Power Hungry

Author:Stefan Molyneux