“Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.”
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Christopher Titus
Christopher Titus is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and autobiographical comedy. Born on October 1, 1964, he has had a career in comedy for over 30 years. Titus' work often involves personal experiences, including his family background, marriage, and professional challenges. more
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“Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.”
“Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.”
“We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.”
“Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.”
Source: A Strange Manuscript Found in a Copper Cylinder