“To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.”
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Dana Gould
Dana Gould is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Gould was born on August 24, 1964. He began his career performing in Los Angeles comedy clubs and has since gained recognition in television and film. more
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