“The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.”
Quote by George Carlin
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Source: Brain Droppings
“Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.”
“You know who would make an interesting murder-suicide? Madeline Albright and Yanni.”
“I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist.”
Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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Source: Brain Droppings
