“Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.”
This book is a compilation of the author's thoughts and observations on various topics, offering a humorous take on everyday life and human nature. more
George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more
“Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.”
“You know who would make an interesting murder-suicide? Madeline Albright and Yanni.”
“I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist.”
“You never see a smiling runner.”
“Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.”
“Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.”