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“I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'”

Quote by Marc Maron

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Marc Maron, born on September 27, 1963, is an American comedian, writer, and podcast host. He is renowned for his podcast 'WTF with Marc Maron', which features in-depth interviews that are praised for their authenticity and self-deprecating humor. Maron's comedy career began in the 1980s, and he has performed in numerous comedy clubs and television shows. His work is known for its profound personal reflections and critical examination of social issues. more

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