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“Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.”

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Sloane Crosley

Sloane Crosley is an American writer born on August 3, 1978. Her works are known for their humor and unique perspective, mainly focusing on personal experiences and everyday life. more

“You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.”

Thinking Way Feels Trying Reason Culture Effort Smell Imperfect Adulthood Refreshing

Author:Sloane Crosley

“Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.”

Sometimes Girl Realizing Streets Fronts New York Walking Balls Golf Imperfect Adulthood Thighs Refreshing Golf Ball

Author:Sloane Crosley

“Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?”

Sleep Towns Imperfect Adulthood Refreshing Getting Laid

Book:I Was Told There'd Be Cake

Source: I Was Told There'd Be Cake

“Power concedes nothing without a demand. The struggle for justice must never be adjourned. The forces of injustice do not take vacations.”

Force Justice Struggle Demand Injustice Vacation