“It was not a conspiratorial wink, nor did Hornblower attempt the hopeless task of trying to pretend he stuffed hot greasy sausages into his pockets every day of his life; the wink simply dared the old gentleman to comment on or even think of the remarkable act.”
“Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.”
Source: A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
“A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.”
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“Real love isn’t loud—it stays when things get quiet. Loyalty is not proven in words, but in the moments no one sees.”
Source: Tales of Habib the Hoaxter: Sometimes Hoaxed, Always Good for a Laugh
“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.”
Source: A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”
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“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.”
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“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.”
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“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.”
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“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.”
Source: A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket