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“As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.”

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Andy Borowitz, born on January 4, 1958, is an American writer known for his satirical and humorous style. He is the creator of The Borowitz Report, a satirical news website that has gained widespread attention for its humorous take on political, cultural, and social issues. His work has had a significant impact on contemporary humor literature. more

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