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“Ever since I was young, I've read Austen and the Brontes. My friends laugh, but those books are always so tragic and wonderful - those stories, they're just incredible.”

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Jessica Brown Findlay

British actress born on September 14, 1989. She gained widespread recognition for her role as Lady Sybil Crawley in the British TV series 'Downton Abbey', which earned her multiple award nominations. more

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