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Quote by Iliza Shlesinger

“I don't tend to like race jokes. I don't like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably because I'm both. Well, I'm not black - but if I was then I could dance better.”

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Iliza Shlesinger

Iliza Shlesinger is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and witty performances. Born on February 22, 1983, she has gained popularity in the comedy world through her participation in comedy competitions and television shows. Shlesinger's work focuses on satirical social phenomena and everyday life, which has won her a dedicated fan base. more

“When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks? You couldn't find a drink in the roaring 20's, could ya? See that's the problem with the banning thing! I say why stop there, let's not ban guns, I know, let's ban crime!”

Knows Mean Country Problem Crime Drink Gun Folks Charm Liquor Bans Banned Roaring

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“The truth is supposed to hurt. That's how it lets you know you don't got it.”

Knows Truth Hurt Truth Is

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“They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting what? I'm expecting a child, silly. Well, then, you probably got a good shot!”

Wells Children Use Term Special Shots Silly Expecting Pregnant

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“I hope that nothing ever wussifies me to deny my own personal beliefs. Brainwashed wussies have been taught that standing up for yourself and defending your personal point of view makes you a close-minded hate monger. One must also be respectful of dissenting belief while supporting their own.”

Has Beens Hate Belief My Own Views Taught Standing Deny Point Of View Respectful Brainwashed Be Respectful Stand Up For Yourself Personal Beliefs Close Minded

Author:Brad Stine

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