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“Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'”

Quote by Greg Proops

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Greg Proops, born on October 3, 1959, is a British actor with a rich background in comedy. He has performed in numerous television shows, films, and stage plays, making a name for himself in the British comedy scene. Known for his unique sense of humor and performance style, Proops has been involved in several comedy programs, including 'The Fast Show' and 'Mr. Bean'. more

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