“I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.”
Quote by Bill Engvall
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Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall, born on July 27, 1957, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and the 'Here's Your Sign' series, which gained widespread popularity in the mid-1990s to early 2000s. Engvall's comedy career began in nightclubs and comedy clubs, eventually transitioning to television and film. more
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