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“There's good news and bad news about 2 Fast 2 Furious, the moronic follow-up to The Fast and the Furious and a contender for the worst movie of 2003. The good news is that it's better, albeit marginally, than Freddy Got Fingered. The bad news is that it's 15 minutes longer.”

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James Berardinelli

James Berardinelli is an esteemed American film critic, born on September 25, 1967. He is known for his comprehensive film reviews and ratings, often sharing his insights on the internet and television. more

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