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“He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.”

Quote by Kristen Schaal

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Kristen Schaal is an American actress known for her role as Molly Shannon in the HBO comedy series 'Parks and Recreation'. Born on January 24, 1978, Schaal has been a part of the series since 2006, earning her multiple award nominations. She has also appeared in several films, including 'Superbad', 'The Other Woman', and 'The Ricky Gervais Show'. more

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