“The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.”
Quote by Kristen Schaal
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Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal is an American actress known for her role as Molly Shannon in the HBO comedy series 'Parks and Recreation'. Born on January 24, 1978, Schaal has been a part of the series since 2006, earning her multiple award nominations. She has also appeared in several films, including 'Superbad', 'The Other Woman', and 'The Ricky Gervais Show'. more
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