“I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.”
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Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal is an American actress known for her role as Molly Shannon in the HBO comedy series 'Parks and Recreation'. Born on January 24, 1978, Schaal has been a part of the series since 2006, earning her multiple award nominations. She has also appeared in several films, including 'Superbad', 'The Other Woman', and 'The Ricky Gervais Show'. more
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