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“As a leftover sixties liberal, I believe that the long arm and beady eyes of the government have no place in our bedrooms, our kitchens, or the backseats of our parked cars. But I also feel that the immediate appointment of a Special Pastry Prosecutor would do much more good than harm. We know the free market has totally failed when 89 percent of all the tart pastry, chocolate-chip cookies, and tuiles in America are far less delicious than they would be if bakers simply followed a few readily available recipes. What we need is a system of graduated fines and perhaps short jail sentences to discourage the production of totally depressing baked goods. Maybe a period of unpleasant and tedious community service could be substituted for jail time.”

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Book:It Must've Been Something I Ate: The Return of the Man Who Ate Everything
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It Must've Been Something I Ate: The Return of the Man Who Ate Everything

This book is a personal narrative by a man who challenges himself to eat an extensive range of foods, from exotic delicacies to common everyday items. The author delves into the science of digestion and the complexities of taste, offering insights into the human body's ability to process and enjoy a diverse diet. more

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Jeffrey Steingarten
Jeffrey Steingarten

Jeffrey Steingarten is a renowned food writer, born on May 31, 1942. His work is characterized by its unique perspective and profound insight into the culinary world, having a significant impact on the dissemination of food culture and the development of food writing. more

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