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“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit. -Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon”

Quote by Howard Tayler

Book:Under New Management

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Under New Management

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Howard Tayler, born on February 29, 1968, is a renowned cartoonist known for his unique sense of humor and profound themes. His most famous work is 'Schlock Mercenary', which combines elements of science fiction, fantasy, and military. Tayler is admired for his deep understanding of the genres and his ability to depict complex character relationships. more

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